Ato riesgo/high risk

Los siguientes hechos muy bien pudieron haberme pasado hace unos minutos durante esta madrugada en un hospital de seguridad social para trabajadores del estado, de hecho, es casi seguro que me pasó, pero como los médicos no podemos andar de chismosos dejo el beneficio de la duda...

señora de admisión: dr tenemos gordita, ruptura prematura de membranas, programada para cesarea para dentro de 2 semanas y el dr del servicio de urgencias no se quiso levantar, dijo que le hablaramos al interno, que el estaba dormido...

médico interno: que poca madre de cabron!

señora embarazada: (llorando, muy nerviosa) dr, mi embarazo es de alto riesgo, tengo 41 años, varias cirugias, mi bebé anterior tambien fue cesarea y caí en paro cardiaco durante el procedimiento, hace una hora que se me rompió la fuente...no quiero perder a mi bebé!

médico interno: tranquila señora, todo va a salir bien...

Al telefono con la ginecologa:
Ginecóloga: Bueno...

médico interno: Dra, tengo una paciente de embarazo de alto riezgo, cardiópata, multiples cirugias, una cesarea previa, ruptura prematura de membranas desde hace una hora y está muy nerviosa por su bebé...

ginecóloga: Muy bien dr, tómele laboratorios, chequele el foco fetal, para que el siguiente turno vea si la operan...yo luego voy (la doctora cuelga y regresa a dormir tranquilamente)

médico interno: que poca madre de cabrona!

Debo mencionar que es muy probable que yo (en el muy probable supuesto de que me hubiera pasado esto a mí) haya estado chingue y chingue para que vinieran a checar a la señora y que el resto del personal del hospital me estuviera odiando por ello... fuck! son dos vidas, chingada madre...

later.

GOOGLE TRANSLATION,wich by the way, it's very funny, some how "unemployment and lossing drinks" became part of the story, but then again, the risk of loosing 2 lives is no joke:

The following facts could very well to me have happened minutes ago during this dawn in a hospital of social security for workers of the state, in fact, he is almost safe that it happened to me, but as the doctors we cannot walk of chismosos I leave the benefit of the doubt...

admission lady: Dr we have gordita, premature membrane rupture, programmed for cesarea stops within 2 weeks and the Dr of the service of urgencies was not wanted to raise, said that him hablaramos to the internal one, that he was slept...

internal doctor: that little mother of cabrón!

pregnant lady: (crying, very nervous) Dr, my pregnancy are of high risk, have 41 years, several cirugias, my also fué cesarea previous baby and fell in unemployment cardiac during the procedure, one hour ago the source was broken... I do not want to lose my drinks '!

internal doctor: calm lady, everything is going to come out well...

To the telephone with the gynecologist:

Gynecologist: Good...

internal doctor: Dra, I have been having a patient of stop pregnancy riezgo, cardiologist, manifold cirugias, a previous cesarea, premature membrane rupture for one hour and is in favor very nervous of his drinks '...

gynecologist: Very well Dr, tómele laboratories, chéquele the fetal center, so that the following turn sees if they operate... I soon I go (the doctor hangs and returns to sleep calmly)

internal doctor: that little mother of cabrona!

I must mention that it is very probable that I (in the very probable one supposed that it had passed me this to my ') is been chingue and chingue so that they came to check to the lady and who the rest of the personnel of the hospital was hating me for that reason... fuck! they are two lives, chingada mother... to later.

Posted by Luis Humberto Rosales at February 3, 2003 07:22 AM